thenoodlethief:

barefootinadress:

reblog if ur GAY and like to pet CATS

reblog if ur CAT and like to pet GAYS

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

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ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

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porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

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me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
Pregnant Person: I'm pregnant what should I do?
Pro life: keep the baby!
Pregnant Person: okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?
Pro life: what?
Pregnant Person: can I have financial help for doctor appointments?
Pro life: ummm.....
Pregnant Person: can I at least get paid maternity leave?
Pro life: ummm... Excuse me?
Pregnant Person: the baby is here can I get financial help?
Pro life: I'm sorry do we know you?