shooshpapping:

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME

SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE

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I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD

BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE

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OH

IT’S YOU

(via greetcaroline)

list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

  • me

(Source: boybanders, via nikaalexandra)

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

(via greetcaroline)

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

(via bitchtastic)

the-ginger-rihanna:

4gifs:

Black hole consumes a star

If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.

the-ginger-rihanna:

4gifs:

Black hole consumes a star

If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.

(via whatismean)

thefrogman:

The debate rages on.

thatfunnyblog:

KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.

(Source: i-deny-this-reality, via k-iloveyou-buhbye)

journeytothecentreofthesnogbox:

You know when you see a photograph of someone you know but it’s from years before you met them, and it’s like they’re not quite…finished.

#ALEX IS CLAIRVOYANT#AND KNEW ABOUT THE BOWTIE#BEFORE THE BOWTIE WAS EVEN A THNG OKAY

no. nonono. she knew 11 before she knew 10. pay attention.

(via hiding-in-the-tardis)

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

(via gremkinzandthedoctorat221b)